Wasted At Wet Willies

Ever been to Wet Willies on Miami Beach?  You literally can’t miss it.  It’s on the corner of 8th and Ocean, and has a high-rise like deck where you can see all the action while sipping on some seriously spiked kool-aids.  It’s the place to get rip-roaring drunk, and last night was no different.

Wednesday night brings nothing special to Miami Beach.  In the past, the old Club Bed was good, but once you are sick of asshole French guys who make $80 a night to be on a power trip, it’s quite old.  Been there, done that.  So, in the spirit of just getting cocked, me and some friends went to Wet Willies and just decided to skip first gear and go right into overdrive.  A splendid mix of Call-A-Cabs and Pina Colada was just what I needed, and the bartender wasn’t stingy on the floating rum shot I had asked for each time.

After a few wet willies drinks, we were obviously out of our element.  Our newest author, Kip Diggins, got into some serious stuff later on in the evening.  Wait until you see his entry for today – you will laugh hysterically!