Terry Bender, shame on you…..everyone in Miami all the way up to the Palm Beach area knows that skin care is IN style in South Florida.  If you don’t want to read about eye gels and other sorts of anti aging products, I suggest you quit your job as an amateur blogger who does nothing more than tell the world about how many Patrons you put down the night before or what nasty skank you tried to bring home!

If you don’t start taking care of your alligator-esque skin soon, there will be no tramps left in the 305 that will even sit and listen to your bullshit.  Take a chill pill, Terry Bender!