Miami Blog | Miami News, South Beach Events, & Sports Gossip » anti aging stuff http://miamiblog.com Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:13:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 The Youth Gone Wild http://miamiblog.com/the-youth-gone-wild/ http://miamiblog.com/the-youth-gone-wild/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:53:48 +0000 admin http://miamiblog.com/?p=125 Everyone is always trying to get young, lose weight, and look pretty in Miami.  But serious folks, some of you have gone bonkers with this anti aging bullshit.  I mean seriously, my girlfriend buys so much crap that it just pisses me off when she won’t chip in her allotted share of the rent.  Here is a short list of what she buys each month, no bs:

  • Anti Cellulite Cream.  (And she isn’t even fat.  I swear.)
  • Dermajuv Neck Cream.  (Why does anyone need a neck cream?  I did read that link but seriously, I think this is such a scam.)
  • Elite Eye Serum.  (That is what I get for getting us a sponsor.)
  • Anti Wrinkle Cream.  (She says they PREVENT wrinkles, but by the time she wrinkles I’ll be banging some other chic, right now all I care about is the money for the rent.)

I mean seriously, how can you spend that much money on skin care stuff?  I know it’s hot down here, and I know they tell you that you need coppertone every day you go outside, but seriously, this is getting disgusting.  We spend $2,000 a month for rent, and she spends $500 on anti aging creams?  Come on!!!!

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