Labor Day Blues? Get Wasted in Miami

by Terry Bender

Don’t know what to do on Labor Day in Miami?  Well, I can think of plenty of things to do.  For one, get wrecked.  Drink some patron, drink a wet willies drink……fuck it, just hit the Clevelander and sip on as many Mojitos as you can afford.  Your in Miami, the 305, get wrecked.

I don’t know where I am going with this article, but it’s raining cats and dogs and the sun is not out, yet I’m dripping from humidity.  It’s about 30 to four and I am counting down the hours to the Canes game tomorrow night.

Think I can drink straight through?